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BrysGirl27
  • Town/Country : Taft, California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1631
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About BrysGirl27 : Hey:) Laura Nicole Saltiban:) 18 years old and freshman in college:)
BTW had to make a new account. Its LauraNicole22...message me on there:)

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Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22975) - you deserved it (2317)

On 02/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Falcon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M and M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21960) - you deserved it (3243)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:11am - money - by kirstiexoxo (woman) - United States

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

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On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)



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