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BrysGirl27

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BrysGirl27

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3339
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About BrysGirl27 : Hey:) Laura Nicole Saltiban:) 18 years old and freshman in college:)
BTW had to make a new account. Its LauraNicole22...message me on there:)

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BrysGirl27's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

#19230527
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40186) - you deserved it (2981)

On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my 8-year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML

#19227628
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7427) - you deserved it (31654)

On 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

#19215354
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30587) - you deserved it (3969)

On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity. FML

#19207829
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33724) - you deserved it (5098)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:23am - intimacy - by virginkiller (man) - Singapore

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

#19207312
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25732) - you deserved it (7472)

On 03/03/2012 at 3:06am - health - by bannana0zoom - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

#19201903
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21132) - you deserved it (3171)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:01am - misc - by types (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

#19117584
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28808) - you deserved it (2840)

On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

#19095316
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27313) - you deserved it (5077)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28453) - you deserved it (2370)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

#19085871
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36101) - you deserved it (2573)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML

#19079186
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18050) - you deserved it (7459)

On 02/14/2012 at 8:26pm - health - by no tp (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

#19064063
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34598) - you deserved it (6491)

On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

#19032094
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24762) - you deserved it (2441)

On 02/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Falcon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M and M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML

#19016229
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24924) - you deserved it (3562)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:11am - money - by kirstiexoxo (woman) - United States

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

#19000148
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45193) - you deserved it (4666)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved



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