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Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by John (man) - Saint Lucia
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm - money - by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY (woman) - United States
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Rapunzel (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)
Today, I was working retail when a group of older gentlemen came in looking for a good sound system. I showed them a top-range system and gushed about it in detail, trying to close the sale. One of them snorted and said, "See Dave, girls like her are the reason ball gags were invented." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by sandi519 (woman) - United States
Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my best friend informed me that she has been sleeping with my boyfriend. She tried to justify it by saying, "He's just going to break up with you anyway." FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 12:12am - love - by best friend! - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 11:45pm - misc - by babymine - United States (Michigan)
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my finger nail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)
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