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BrysGirl27

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BrysGirl27

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2990
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About BrysGirl27 : Hey:) Laura Nicole Saltiban:) 18 years old and freshman in college:)
BTW had to make a new account. Its LauraNicole22...message me on there:)

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BrysGirl27's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

#19469205
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20968) - you deserved it (2104)

On 04/14/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by ProsserBabe11 (woman) - United States

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13765) - you deserved it (55367) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18359) - you deserved it (47583)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

#19438168
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22539) - you deserved it (2529)

On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML

#19437878
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27724) - you deserved it (2571)

On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

#19435990
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18307) - you deserved it (8526)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

#19429036
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27495) - you deserved it (6213)

On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

#19428378
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24098) - you deserved it (3193)

On 04/08/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by Jordan - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

#19424336
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6947) - you deserved it (47125)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

#19416879
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38563) - you deserved it (6537)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States

Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

#19416439
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27107) - you deserved it (2594)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

#19416403
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22692) - you deserved it (9437)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:10am - intimacy - by TJ - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

#19416021
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7991) - you deserved it (24002)

On 04/06/2012 at 3:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stops and asks if he can eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

#19414574
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26755) - you deserved it (4299)

On 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States



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