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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 March 1991 (24 years)
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Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML


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On 11/18/2008 at 2:36am - love - by Otherguy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML


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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML


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