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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
Friday 19 September 2014