This member hasn't filled in their description.
BryanThaMan's FML badges
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
BryanThaMan's favorite FMLs
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
- Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him… Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan.… Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too…