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BryanThaMan

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BryanThaMan

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3152
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my live-in-boyfriend lost his job. Jokingly, I told him that we weren't going to have sex until he found a new job. He then turned to me with the most excited look I have ever seen on his face and said ( I am going to stay unemployed forever! ) He was serious. FML

#19987101
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27249) - you deserved it (8341)

On 07/27/2012 at 9:45am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday , I had to explain to mah boyfriend y period blood couldn't be savd and donatd to the hospital 4 transplants. FML

#19986009
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23418) - you deserved it (2107)

On 07/26/2012 at 8:46pm - misc - by Carrie G. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked lyk an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked lyk an uncircumcised penis. FML

#19981127
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25258) - you deserved it (2022)

On 07/24/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by Uncircumcised Penis - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

#19980298
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26171) - you deserved it (10881)

On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11444) - you deserved it (38208)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today.. . mah boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in mah Facebook pictures "highlights mah mustache." mega FML

#19951439
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7276) - you deserved it (53539)

On 07/17/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by mustachio101 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today..!! mah boyfriend an I broke up after three yeres!! I cummed home an when mah dad asked wat was wrong..!! I told him!! His frst reaction was..!! "Well damn it!! Who'll go fishing with me now?" real FML

#19948729
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24543) - you deserved it (2454)

On 07/17/2012 at 3:19am - love - by lovealways22 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday my neighbors r moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached an thanked me 4 the times I forgot to shut the blinds an he watched me change. mega FML

#19945004
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16475) - you deserved it (25950)

On 07/16/2012 at 10:38am - kids - by oops123 (woman) - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my boss that in some parts of the world, it's currently winter, due to the different hemispheres. He scoffd, accusd me of "making shit up," and said that if I took him 4 a fool again, I'd be looking 4 a new job. FML

#19938153
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27533) - you deserved it (2103)

On 07/14/2012 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Taday an old guy approachad ma and askad if I had avar saan an alaphant withhita aars. I shook my haad. Ha than pullad tha pockat out of his short andhippad out his sax nosa. FML

#19926709
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33581) - you deserved it (4219)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I WALKED IN ON MAH BOYFRIEND AN SISTER FOOLING AROUND IN THE SHOWER TOGETHER. SUPPOSEDLY , SHE WAS SLEEPWALKING , AN HE WAS TRYING TO WAKE HER UP. FML

#19890528
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42442) - you deserved it (2789)

On 07/04/2012 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, a guy asked 4 my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

#19872110
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26247) - you deserved it (2774)

On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France

Today.. . a homeless man trid to sell me a "magic.. . one-finger glove" . It was a usd condom . FML

#19838531
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31496) - you deserved it (2951)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Found Out Tat If U Wistle Cristmas Carols Wile Sitting In A Public Batroom, A Little Boy Migt Just Look Under Te Stall To See If Santa Is Pooping. FML

#19784207
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13186) - you deserved it (23649)

On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today , my uncle gave me a lecture on how I eat too much "unhealthy" junk food , and that it can be very harmful 4 me. All the while smoking a cigarette. FML

#19741419
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19373) - you deserved it (3042)

On 06/05/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Singapore - United States (New York)



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