About BryanThaMan : Yo waddup world I'm Bryan and I like fishing quadding playin cards and darts and people. I'm a good friend hate overly dramatic people and try to have fun and make the best outta life, even when it sucks :D
Teams: Giants(#1 Fan), Yankees, Irish(Notre Dame), Celtics, other sports are irrelevant
Yes, I know my facial hair is quite appealing in this picture :D
Uhm.....assalamanickaaa,hai,schweeeeet!!,wordd, ooooo o.O, fuck it why not, are among my favorite things to say
I'll add more as I think of it but that's pretty much it, message me if you wanna know more :D
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Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
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On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I got into a car wreck that was clearly the other driver's fault. When the police showed up, it turned out that they were old High School friends. The cop let her go without a citation. FML
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On 08/22/2012 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 6:52pm - intimacy - by what the FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML
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On 08/11/2012 at 10:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, my girlfriend received a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it, but she also used my credit card details for it. FML
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On 08/11/2012 at 5:13am - money - by scammerssuck - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML
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On 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm - health - by dumbasdogshit (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML
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On 08/10/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML
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On 08/09/2012 at 4:16pm - intimacy - by Badkitty14 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
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On 08/09/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: +1. About an hour later I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: -200. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 7:23am - work - by TJ (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 9:00am - love - by opinaise - France (Midi-Pyrenees)
Today, my live-in-boyfriend lost his job. Jokingly, I told him that we weren't going to have sex until he found a new job. He then turned to me with the most excited look I have ever seen on his face and said "I am going to stay unemployed forever!" He was serious. FML
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On 07/27/2012 at 9:45am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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