About BryanThaMan : Yo waddup world I'm Bryan and I like fishing quadding playin cards and darts and people. I'm a good friend hate overly dramatic people and try to have fun and make the best outta life, even when it sucks :D
Teams: Giants(#1 Fan), Yankees, Irish(Notre Dame), Celtics, other sports are irrelevant
Yes, I know my facial hair is quite appealing in this picture :D
Uhm.....assalamanickaaa,hai,schweeeeet!!,wordd, ooooo o.O, fuck it why not, are among my favorite things to say
I'll add more as I think of it but that's pretty much it, message me if you wanna know more :D
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Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 12:11am - misc - by Squid (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my daughter brought home her new boyfriend. He has a neck tattoo, and his life's dream is to be a professional "beer pong" player. FML
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On 11/04/2012 at 1:30am - kids - by PleaseDontBeSerious - Canada
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
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On 11/03/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by hiccups - United States (New York)
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML
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On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)
Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML
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On 10/29/2012 at 8:03am - misc - by StormSeason (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
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On 10/16/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by bargainshopper (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
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On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my new roommate showed me to my room, which I got a good deal on. I noticed a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I asked, he said his last roommate committed suicide and he didn't want to pay to have the carpets professionally cleaned, hence the "good deal." FML
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On 10/12/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by Dino (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)
Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 2:59am - kids - by Failed Parent - United States
Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 11:36pm - animals - by AdamwithanA (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wokingham)
Today, at work, my boss asked me why I wasn't adhering to proper dress code. I pointed out that skinny jeans are in the dress code, to which he replied, "Only if you're skinny." FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 12:40pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 5:47am - work - by desperate (woman) - Malta
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