About BruBlonde : screw it
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BruBlonde's favorite FMLs
by AustrianCow / 12/22/2015 at 4:45pm / Austria (Oberosterreich) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/28/2015 at 2:44am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/07/2015 at 3:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Frustrated / 05/25/2015 at 1:42pm / United States / Work
by FMe / 05/04/2015 at 10:49am / United Kingdom / Animals
by Evra / 04/16/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Intimacy
by soconfused / 03/03/2015 at 5:15am / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Work
Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML
by sammy18f / 02/23/2015 at 10:46pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by No thank you / 02/04/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy
by cuckolddreams / 01/21/2015 at 2:06pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
by allgassedout / 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my step-dad explained to me why he doesn't need to wash his body. He condescendingly said, "Well when you shampoo your hair, the soap runs down your body and cleans everything." He's 37 years old. FML
by Chicagoillinois / 01/03/2015 at 4:16pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
by I'll Make You FartCum / 01/02/2015 at 4:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Mr_snuggels / 12/24/2014 at 3:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…