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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1230
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Brookies_a_nerd : Pretty much, I am musical, love anything poular (music that is) and i love Canadians (who doesn't??) and no, i don't like JUSTIN BIEBER!!!! I play saxophone and piano, and I'm not all that crazy talented at it, but hey, practice makes perfect. My fav movies are Knowing, 2012, and The Day After Tomorrow. *Sensing a pattern here? DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!!!* :) No, I'm not mixed up, just like survival-y-ness. :-) I am super smart and nerdy (fav website-wookiepedia.com Look it up; it exists.) Got blonde hair, blue eyes, and ya..... i like to smile!!! :) :) :) :) SPONGEBOB AND FRED RULE!!! :-) oh, and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the Indianapolis Colts!!!! Go Manning!!!!!!!! Oh, yeah. Send me a message. I love to flirt/tallk!!!!

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Brookies_a_nerd's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

#15773415
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44413) - you deserved it (6715)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, I dropped my blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

#15531750
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39611) - you deserved it (4998)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was 4, was not taken by Santa because he was in need of a reindeer. My parents took him to the shelter because they thought he was ugly. FML

#15508713
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38072) - you deserved it (4738)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:10am - misc - by leeseyxoxo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46958) - you deserved it (4445)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36695) - you deserved it (31277)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

#15408372
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31460) - you deserved it (6139)

On 03/20/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34628) - you deserved it (48600)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, at the age of 16, I'm recovering from hip surgery. My friends took me out to the movies to cheer me up. They thought it would be hilarious to steal my crutches and leave me stranded and alone in the mall, multiple times. It wasn't. FML

#15398153
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39358) - you deserved it (3568)

On 03/20/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by crutchy (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

#15392529
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32439) - you deserved it (9417)

On 03/20/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by embarassed - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was trying out for my school's athletics team. As I reached the finish line for the 100m sprint, there was so much momentum I couldn't stop. I ended up running into a wall. FML

#15273802
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24781) - you deserved it (7215)

On 03/11/2011 at 9:33am - misc - by uncoretard -

Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML

#15250352
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45881) - you deserved it (4201)

On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

#15248759
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37750) - you deserved it (6414)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32336) - you deserved it (7009)

On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML

#15242140
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42762) - you deserved it (4364)

On 03/08/2011 at 6:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36567) - you deserved it (6531)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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