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About Brookies_a_nerd : Pretty much, I am musical, love anything poular (music that is) and i love Canadians (who doesn't??) and no, i don't like JUSTIN BIEBER!!!! I play saxophone and piano, and I'm not all that crazy talented at it, but hey, practice makes perfect. My fav movies are Knowing, 2012, and The Day After Tomorrow. *Sensing a pattern here? DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!!!* :) No, I'm not mixed up, just like survival-y-ness. :-) I am super smart and nerdy (fav website-wookiepedia.com Look it up; it exists.) Got blonde hair, blue eyes, and ya..... i like to smile!!! :) :) :) :) SPONGEBOB AND FRED RULE!!! :-) oh, and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the Indianapolis Colts!!!! Go Manning!!!!!!!! Oh, yeah. Send me a message. I love to flirt/tallk!!!!
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Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was 4, was not taken by Santa because he was in need of a reindeer. My parents took him to the shelter because they thought he was ugly. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
Today, at the age of 16, I'm recovering from hip surgery. My friends took me out to the movies to cheer me up. They thought it would be hilarious to steal my crutches and leave me stranded and alone in the mall, multiple times. It wasn't. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Monday 1 September 2014