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by Anonymous / 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by anonymous / 08/13/2011 at 2:58am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
by -_- / 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm / United States / Intimacy
by noway / 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm / Singapore / Intimacy
by Username / 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, at work in a liquor store, a man came in to demand a refund because after he "drank the whole bottle of Jack" he "couldn't get it up" for his wife. He thought that alcohol was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, and blamed me personally for his "whiskey dick". FML
by OyGeeze28 / 08/09/2011 at 2:24am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by ksmith / 08/09/2011 at 12:59am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Username / 08/08/2011 at 8:03pm / United States / Intimacy
by Sharee K. / 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by 44haley44 / 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm / United States / Intimacy