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Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML

#8971498 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (30930) - you deserved it (2896)

On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML

#8890644 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (7887) - you deserved it (11806)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (6154) - you deserved it (16387)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

#8821519 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (16785) - you deserved it (4114)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

#8793926 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (20752) - you deserved it (2250)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML

#8792170 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (5732) - you deserved it (10270)

On 03/03/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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