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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1667
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About BrokenWingAngel : Ello there, my name is Ashley, but people call me Baby, Diamond, Kittie, and other things for my nick names. I came across this site thanks to an army friend of mine :). A lot of this FML stuff is making me go wide eyed. It is just so wow when half of this is getting read. I have lived in South Carolina my whole life, I been in a car accident on my twenty first bday, I had a miscarriage, and I haven't had much of a good thing on relationships. But I am here to vent and make new friends, :) thank you for stopping by. If you want to get to know me more just message me

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Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32293) - you deserved it (4126)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

#16624894
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12030) - you deserved it (53512)

On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44207) - you deserved it (3631)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

#16614936
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28944) - you deserved it (6707)

On 06/11/2011 at 6:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36257) - you deserved it (7128)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

#16607175
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33825) - you deserved it (2966)

On 06/11/2011 at 4:48am - health - by pleasestop (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML

#16605996
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38532) - you deserved it (5713)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by mbesameh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my cousin taught me how to make dinner. My cousin is in first grade and I'm in college. FML

#16598107
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11249) - you deserved it (36792)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31298) - you deserved it (12099)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

#16591385
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38880) - you deserved it (4298)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51196) - you deserved it (3643)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

#16589180
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34242) - you deserved it (4633)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:59am - love - by ouchmyeye (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML

#16583514
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40246) - you deserved it (9644)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49965) - you deserved it (5277)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44061) - you deserved it (3265)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)



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