About BrokenDreamer24 : I am an nineteen year old bitch who most say is wiser than her years. I hate n00bs who talk in a texting format to look cool. Example: Tlkin lke dis is nt kool. Fucking retards.
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Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he was about to cum I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door just as he came. Didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by stickyface (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML
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On 10/16/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Triumvirate (man) - United States (California)
Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
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On 10/12/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got fired from my recently acquired job at a doctor's office because I don't "agree with family values". The way I'm disrespecting their "family values"? I'm gay. FML
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On 09/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML
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On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
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On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML
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On 09/15/2010 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by Drunk - United States (Alabama)
Today, I got the car of my dreams. My daughter also learned how to write her name. Now I have "LAUREN" across the side of my car. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 1:41am - kids - by llozano715 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML
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Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 11:49am - misc - by wakinginvegas87 - United States (California)
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