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BrokenDreamer24

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BrokenDreamer24

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13821
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About BrokenDreamer24 : I am an twenty-one year old bitch who most say is wiser than her years. I hate n00bs who talk in a texting format to look cool. Example: Tlkin lke dis is nt kool. Fucking retards.
Everyone has grammar problems, but seriously, edit before you submit, please.

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
535 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30213) - you deserved it (53657)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12136) - you deserved it (55813)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

#18721494
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32459) - you deserved it (3227)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

#18721209
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22543) - you deserved it (5768)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

#18715182
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28166) - you deserved it (4487)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:56am - money - by FML - United States (Florida)

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28693) - you deserved it (7757)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

#18697132
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25962) - you deserved it (7052)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34087) - you deserved it (5287)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

#18692571
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32873) - you deserved it (2220)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43873) - you deserved it (3181)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged father. I was really excited, having neither seen nor heard from him in nearly two years. It was a $200 gift card for a store that only exists in Canada. I don't live in Canada. Not even close. FML

#18675762
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27403) - you deserved it (3629)

On 01/01/2012 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28851) - you deserved it (14151)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32213) - you deserved it (2353)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46912) - you deserved it (3415)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

#18666751
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25984) - you deserved it (2294)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Lotje13 - Hungary (Budapest)



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