About BrockALee : You dirty minded person. Tut Tut Tut. Anyway, so, welcome to my profile! I'm not going to write much (mostly because you are waaay too lazy to read it and I am waaay too lazy to write it) but if you REALLY want to more know about me, visit my Wattpad account silent_siren. Or visit it if you want to laugh. I wrote it when I was feeling hyperactive and the result reflected on that :D anyway, I hope you enjoyed reading about pure nothingness! Feel free to message me, but be original? :D
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Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
by William Johnson / 12/26/2013 at 6:57pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
by homerr123 / 12/23/2013 at 12:35pm / India (Maharashtra) / Work
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by me / 12/14/2013 at 8:49pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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by carboncoach / 12/13/2013 at 12:24pm / Egypt / Miscellaneous
by Rumors / 12/12/2013 at 6:27am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 6:38pm / Bangladesh / Love
Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fan base. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they are trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML
by YouAssholes / 12/09/2013 at 6:25pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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by fack / 11/26/2013 at 1:35pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
by smooth / 11/21/2013 at 11:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
by B_and_W / 11/21/2013 at 6:35am / France / Kids
by Alice99 / 11/12/2013 at 12:39pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by lbg2msf / 11/06/2013 at 1:08pm / United States (Mississippi) / Animals
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, after going to the beach with my guyfriend, I thought I looked pretty good infront of him in… Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the… Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened…