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BrockALee

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 426
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BrockALee : You dirty minded person. Tut Tut Tut. Anyway, so, welcome to my profile! I'm not going to write much (mostly because you are waaay too lazy to read it and I am waaay too lazy to write it) but if you REALLY want to more know about me, visit my Wattpad account silent_siren. Or visit it if you want to laugh. I wrote it when I was feeling hyperactive and the result reflected on that :D anyway, I hope you enjoyed reading about pure nothingness! Feel free to message me, but be original? :D

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BrockALee's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

#21006475
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40975) - you deserved it (5302)

On 12/26/2013 at 6:57pm - love - by William Johnson - United States (Alaska)

Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML

#21002397
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41795) - you deserved it (2848)

On 12/23/2013 at 12:35pm - work - by homerr123 (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML

#20998964
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49613) - you deserved it (3990)

On 12/20/2013 at 9:51am - misc - by oh why... (woman) - United States

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

#20992711
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35857) - you deserved it (7553)

On 12/14/2013 at 8:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML

#20992659
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38363) - you deserved it (3673)

On 12/14/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

#20991213
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39952) - you deserved it (2928)

On 12/13/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by carboncoach (man) - Egypt

Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML

#20989946
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47057) - you deserved it (5530)

On 12/12/2013 at 6:27am - love - by Rumors - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML

#20988052
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37559) - you deserved it (19112)

On 12/10/2013 at 6:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Bangladesh

Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fan base. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they are trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML

#20986659
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45154) - you deserved it (3364)

On 12/09/2013 at 6:25pm - misc - by YouAssholes - United States (California)

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML

#20974086
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40672) - you deserved it (41240)

On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML

#20971339
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36759) - you deserved it (9138)

On 11/26/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by fack (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

#20965644
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55771) - you deserved it (12461)

On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Today, my sister introduced our parents to her new boyfriend. He's my boyfriend, and he told me he was going to be out of state for a few weeks on business. FML

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

#20947706
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42961) - you deserved it (8719)

On 11/06/2013 at 1:08pm - animals - by lbg2msf (man) - United States (Mississippi)



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