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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 April 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40379) - you deserved it (7061)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML

#18210468
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30404) - you deserved it (5776)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm - work - by ToInsecure4me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

#15630869
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40952) - you deserved it (4259)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:26am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

#15038049
109 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39731) - you deserved it (3384)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML

#6677904
284 comments

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On 12/09/2009 at 8:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a fax came in at work for a specific job, and I asked the owner of the company who it was for. He replied "the round one", so I handed it to our rotund Project Manager. Apparently the owner meant the garbage can, not my fat co-worker. Now i'm the asshole of the office. FML

#3774043
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17228) - you deserved it (38604)

On 07/15/2009 at 1:24pm - work - by kjcarey123 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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