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by weswithaute / 11/13/2011 at 1:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by ToInsecure4me / 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 8:12am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Funnymann / 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2009 at 8:27am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, a fax came in at work for a specific job, and I asked the owner of the company who it was for. He replied "the round one", so I handed it to our rotund Project Manager. Apparently the owner meant the garbage can, not my fat co-worker. Now i'm the asshole of the office. FML
by kjcarey123 / 07/15/2009 at 1:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
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