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Today, tere were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I startd talking and I jokingly statd "Yea, kids ruin everyting." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my pone rang. It was my one nigt stand. I'm going to be a daddy. fat FML

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On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had some girlfriends over,hile mah parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decidd to come down to the basement an show us all his third nipple. FML

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On 09/23/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by lalala_hahaha - Sent from mobile version

2day mah chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell... and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't... but it's nice to know mah "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
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On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day mah chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell... and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't... but it's nice to know mah "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
107 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day mah chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell... and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't... but it's nice to know mah "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
107 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after I got off work, as I walkd into the house, I noticd something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kickd it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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315 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 7:01am - misc - by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I told mah parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless and the only person that will take me in is mah psycho ex-grlfriend who never got over me. FML

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262 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by non believer - United States (Washington)

Today, I Putted An Anonymous Note Under My Nieghbour's Door Asking Them To Not Have Sex So Loudly During The Day. Since Then, I Haven't Heard Any Sex. Unfortunately, I Have Heard A Woman Crying Loudly Because She Just Found Out About Her Husband's Affair. FML

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217 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

TODAY , I WAS CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS AND I COULD TELL TIS PARTICULAR CANDIDATE WAS REALLY NERVOUS , SO I WAS EXTRA NICE. AT TE END , E WAS RELUCTANT TO SAKE MY AND. ON TE WAY OUT I REALISD WY: I AD LOST TE TOP BUTTON ON MY LOW CUT TOP , AND E WAS NURSING IS APPRECIATION OF TE VIEW. FML

#13153381
149 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 4:49am - work - by pizzacat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today mah boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on mah locker. FML

#13153122
72 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today , my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelld at me fir not making his bd and getting his cloths off the floor. FML

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75 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today , my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelld at me fir not making his bd and getting his cloths off the floor. FML

#13152336
75 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

yastarday I discovarad that if I put my anklas on my boyfriands shouldars whila wa r having sax, I will paa mysalf.

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229 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I saw a small child take a really bad fall off his scooter... so I got rid of mah cigarette and ran to help him. I asked him if he was alright... or if I could walk him to his house. He replied ( I'm okay... but your dress is on fre. ) It was. mega FML

#13147361
185 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Laura - United States



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