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Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62984) - you deserved it (5974)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

#13285229
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28108) - you deserved it (5268)

On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

#13284441
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40191) - you deserved it (4260)

On 10/02/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by notsoonenufdeparted - United States (California)

Today, I went to sit on the ground next to my crush at our college's free concert. Just as I took the final step toward him, somone ran into me causing me to trip and kick him in the crotch. He had to go to the emergency room. FML

Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML

#13278835
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17286) - you deserved it (41136)

On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided to fix my bike and take it for a test ride. Five minutes in, a bee flew into my eye and stung me. In pain, I thought it would be best to go home. I turned around to find a big pitbull running towards me. The dog chased me for a mile before giving up. FML

Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML

#13275274
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10393) - you deserved it (31701)

On 10/01/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by northernlass - United States (Ohio)

Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

#13274017
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26891) - you deserved it (4229)

On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)

Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML

#13273746
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22963) - you deserved it (2097)

On 10/01/2010 at 6:04am - misc - by ohcollege - United States

Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML

#13273584
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29907) - you deserved it (3237)

On 10/01/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by T - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

#13273071
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22218) - you deserved it (19780)

On 10/01/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by rosmaizura (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper, "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML

#13268131
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22769) - you deserved it (3311)

On 09/30/2010 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

#13241865
177 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

#13223066
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13366) - you deserved it (35069)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by Liz - United States (Florida)

Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML

#13223022
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10238) - you deserved it (25512)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by milhouse86 (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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