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Brittgirl
  • Town/Country : nap town, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 August 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 440
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Brittgirl : Im Brittany. im a blonde bombshell and Im basically awesome. oh and i love reading how fucked up other peoples lives can be :)

yes, i can be a bitch sometimes but ill let you decide :)

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Today, I was writing a huge paper for a class as our last grade. My dog starts scratching himself. He hit the power button on the computer. Nothing was saved. FML

#2278692 (278)

I agree, your life sucks (33257) - you deserved it (27534)

On 05/25/2009 at 3:45pm - animals - by duderboi99 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was leaving work when some creeper start following me. When he asked me for my name, I immediately gave him a fake one. He just laughed and said “I hope to see you soon.” He used my real name. First AND last. I was still wearing my name tag. FML

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69325) - you deserved it (7482)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)