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Brittface
  • Town/Country : Houston, Texas, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1292
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30130) - you deserved it (1570)

On 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm - love - by hurt (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57267) - you deserved it (8514)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

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On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

#4503474 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (6805) - you deserved it (85804)

On 08/13/2009 at 3:47pm - health - by Nick (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's house. It's the same house I've been driving her to for sleepovers with her friend "Kate" for two years. FML

#4473849 (340)

I agree, your life sucks (27839) - you deserved it (34820)

On 08/12/2009 at 12:14pm - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while studying in the middle of the night, my dad came home drunk. I helped him to the sofa and after clearing up his mess, he started going on about how useless my sister Vanessa was, and how good a daughter I am. I am Vanessa. FML

#4471647 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (39259) - you deserved it (1799)

On 08/12/2009 at 8:57am - misc - by dkajxu (woman) - Singapore

Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML

#4466050 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (26015) - you deserved it (41489)

On 08/12/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

#4462410 (240)

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On 08/11/2009 at 11:07pm - kids - by ahhahaha (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

#4460774 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (44222) - you deserved it (1873)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

#4454035 (131)

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On 08/11/2009 at 4:30pm - love - by Ohfman117 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents decided to visit me. When I first got my apartment I gave them a key "just in case" and today they used this key to enter when I didn't answer their knocking. I didn't answer because I was having sex with my boyfriend. My parents saw everything. They didn't know I was gay. FML

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On 08/10/2009 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by gorgeousrenthead (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to Knott's Berry Farm with my girlfriend. After we got off of Supreme Scream, the ride attendant asked her, "How was it?" She pointed to me and said, "It's like sex with this man, my boyfriend; intense, then disappointing because it only lasts like 30 seconds." FML

#4393930 (108)

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On 08/08/2009 at 9:41pm - intimacy - by blank13 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML

#3840283 (135)

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On 07/17/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by heresmybellybotton (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

#2401782 (273)

I agree, your life sucks (51283) - you deserved it (9561)

On 05/29/2009 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by FMLFMLFMLFML (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML

#2372451 (101)

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On 05/28/2009 at 12:52pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)