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BrittanyPernell6
  • Town/Country : All over, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 964
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About BrittanyPernell6 : Proud Army wife. Live in Alaska, not in an igloo. Beautiful pups. Kinda morbid and f***ed up in the head but hey it is what it is.

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59495) - you deserved it (6231)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

#16838665
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34579) - you deserved it (3493)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46155) - you deserved it (4201)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

#16355568
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49317) - you deserved it (3127)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML

#16284228
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12753) - you deserved it (29484)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

#16284011
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9886) - you deserved it (24733)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by woodchuck0022 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
439 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35553) - you deserved it (9883)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -



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