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About BrittanyPernell6 : Proud Army wife. Live in Alaska, not in an igloo. Beautiful pups. Kinda morbid and f***ed up in the head but hey it is what it is.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Friday 22 May 2015