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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 September 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 207
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I faced my severe phobia of spiders in order to remove a rather large one from my home. After 20 minutes of desperate struggling, it was finally taken care of. Relieved, I sat down and glanced across the hallway just in time to see a second, equally large spider strutting across the wall. FML

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML


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On 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - Belgium

Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML


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On 06/23/2013 at 2:14pm - misc - by welp, time to become an assassin (man) - United States (Texas)

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