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About BrittNic0le : I'm a total Star Trek and Harry Potter dork. I love reading dystopian and historical fiction, in addition to the occasional fantasy/science fiction novel. One day, I hope to be an elementary school teacher, but, until then, I'm enjoying the freedom associated with very little responsibility. :)

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BrittNic0le's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML


I agree, your life sucks (47859) - you deserved it (5093)

On 01/07/2014 at 11:37pm - misc - by bear food - United States (California)

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML


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On 01/02/2014 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML


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On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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