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About BrittNic0le : I'm a total Star Trek and Harry Potter dork. I love reading dystopian and historical fiction, in addition to the occasional fantasy/science fiction novel. One day, I hope to be an elementary school teacher, but, until then, I'm enjoying the freedom associated with very little responsibility. :)
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Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014