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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 April 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 752
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BrittNeyyLove : Heyy I'm a fourteen year old girl who LOVES reading FML'S when bored! :)

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Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML

#1400081
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8039) - you deserved it (70418)

On 04/27/2009 at 6:04pm - animals - by silentbutdeadly (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

#1387325
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23526) - you deserved it (119678)

On 04/27/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by BARF (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

#1387325
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23526) - you deserved it (119678)

On 04/27/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by BARF (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

#1214508
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77762) - you deserved it (5285)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by RockedSystem - United States (Alabama)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35474) - you deserved it (92800)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML

#1145321
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75137) - you deserved it (7094)

On 04/20/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

#1026397
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26654) - you deserved it (79586)

On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." FML

#818828
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64391) - you deserved it (17674)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

#807564
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37895) - you deserved it (85842)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)



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