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Britt08
  • Town/Country : San Antonio, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 March 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 593
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

#400298 (273)

I agree, your life sucks (29178) - you deserved it (159563)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363047) - you deserved it (401396)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)