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Today, I woke up and texted my girlfriend, "Good morning" like I do everyday. She responded with, "I'm dating somebody else". FML

Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 11:49pm - misc - by Julianapilikusplatosophophes (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML


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On 06/06/2015 at 5:11am - misc - by lehonX9 (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I received 46 emails from co-workers who were using reply-all to tell everyone else not to use reply-all. FML


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On 05/20/2015 at 2:47pm - work - by farf -

Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML


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On 05/15/2015 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML


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On 05/15/2015 at 6:26pm - money - by that was mine - United States (New Jersey)

Today, 2 years into our relationship, my boyfriend's parents still have no idea about me. FML

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 11:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 2:27am - love - by that one anon - United States (California)

Today, I finally reached the point where it became necessary to give my boyfriend an ultimatum: either clip your toenails, or we aren't having sex. FML


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On 05/06/2015 at 8:50am - love - by anon - United States (Kansas)

Today, at my job in a gas station, a customer who had previously driven off without paying came in to shout abuse at me because I had said in the police statement, "He looks about 60." He is apparently 55. He didn't come in to pay, he came in to swear at me. FML


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On 05/05/2015 at 6:50am - work - by GotGasNotLuck (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML


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On 04/29/2015 at 12:06pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, after recently getting my car fully serviced and fixed, the horn has decided to spontaneously beep. To stop the beeping I have to press the horn hard, making it look like I'm purposely doing it to piss people off. FML

Today, my fiancé called me 'thick' for not realising he'd been sleeping with his ex earlier. FML

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

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