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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 April 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 138
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 18 posted

About Bricktothehead : Kik: keepontickin

I may actually check that thing one day. Living life one day at a time.

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Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML


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