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Bricktothehead

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Bricktothehead

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 April 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 286
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Bricktothehead : Kik: keepontickin

I may actually check that thing one day. Living life one day at a time.

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Bricktothehead's favorite FMLs

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31175) - you deserved it (3833)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML

#20475517
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32273) - you deserved it (5484)

On 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

#20448629
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34302) - you deserved it (2767)

On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27901) - you deserved it (2174)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

#14990668
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46228) - you deserved it (13262)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69861) - you deserved it (6570)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML

#11486568
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30164) - you deserved it (9348)

On 06/27/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Gary - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

#9041294
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33048) - you deserved it (2363)

On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

#6475314
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12085) - you deserved it (25144)

On 11/27/2009 at 5:11am - misc - by Nick (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, after a long day of cleaning, I decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Reaching for what I thought was Pam I coated my bread with spray and put my sandwich in the pan. Pledge makes a great looking sandwich, but the lemony flavor tastes like crap. FML

#6364949
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7437) - you deserved it (25769)

On 11/19/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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