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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 April 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 166
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Bricktothehead : Kik: keepontickin

I may actually check that thing one day. Living life one day at a time.

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Bricktothehead's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML


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On 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML


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On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML


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On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML


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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

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