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Today, my husband and I decided to tell our sixteen-year-old daughter that she's adopted. Her response was, "Thank God!" FML

#20123551
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I agree, your life sucks (25068) - you deserved it (5960)

On 10/19/2012 at 3:59am - kids - by best_mom_ever (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids. When their parents left, they told me that their cat had died. I told them how sorry I was, to which one of them replied, "That's okay. We still have him in a box. Wanna see?" FML

#20123166
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On 10/18/2012 at 9:57pm - kids - by Jessica - United States

Today, I discovered my son, who has recently moved out of our home, eating his dog's food. His excuse? He wanted the new Pokemon game, and "compromises had to be made". FML

#20122132
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On 10/18/2012 at 4:33am - kids - by anon - Australia

Today, I got a call from my son's school saying to pick him up because he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML

#20119263
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On 10/16/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by Mike - United States



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