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2day I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter!! FML

#20997770
86 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 4:09am - work - by wasted time - United States

Today, mah grlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to mah friends that I do indeed have a grlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

#20996955
89 comments

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On 12/18/2013 at 1:23pm - love - by Wow. - United States

Today I fartd so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up and coughd up the spider I thought I'd killd last night. FML

#20986479
128 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by igotpride - United States

Today, wa want boating with friands!! For soma raason tha bottom of our tuba daflatad, causing ma to ba bouncad roughly up an down on tha watar!! As a rasult, I had tha most intansa orgasm of my antra lifa,hila sitting 2 inchas away from my dad's friand!! Ha dafinitaly noticad!! FML

#20862305
116 comments

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On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

Today... while I was sleeping... apparently I rolled over towards mah fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

#20861263
83 comments

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On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue mah family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

TODAY.. . MY 16-YEAR-OLD BROTHER MANAGED TO CONVINCE MY 22-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND THAT I BREASTFEED MY PET PARROT . FML

#20835369
112 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with mah hair. FML

#20835321
97 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 12:07pm - love - by hairless by death - United States (California)

TODAY, MY 7-YEAR-OLD SON PROUDLY ANNOUNCED THAT HE HAD LAID AN EGG DURING THE NIGHT!! I CHECKED!! HE'D SIMPLY SHAT THE BED!! FML

#20835170
80 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today my girlfriend discovered subliminal messaging. Se tougt tat wispering "you want to save your beard" under er breat wile I'm not looking at er ten denying ever saying it would eventually make me save my alleged upper-lip air FML

#20832150
94 comments

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On 08/11/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by -__- (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

TODAY, I SPRAYED DOWN SOME ANTS IN MY HOUSE. IN THE SEA OF ANT CORPSE WAS A SINGLE LIVING ANT SEEMINGLY CRADLING A DEAD ONE IN ITS ARMS. I'M CONVINCED I JUST BECAME THE VILLAIN IN AN EPIC TRAGEDY. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY ANT PROBLEM BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO TEAR ANOTHER FAMILY APART. FML

#20824961
193 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, I woka up at 6am and want into tha kitchan, whara I saw a mousa in front of tha fridga. Patrifiad, I stood in tha doorway shooing it fir a faw minutas. My husband than walkad into tha kitchan, pickad up tha "mousa", and thraw it in tha bin. It was a usad taa bag. FML

#20823044
74 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 12:01am - animals - by Tea_baggins (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woka up to my girlfriand grinning at ma, har hand on my junk. I grinnd back, than lookd down an saw blood smaard all ovar har hand an my junk. Aftar I startd scraaming an crying, sha laughd an said it was faka blood. Sha racordd avarything.

#20820496
148 comments

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On 08/04/2013 at 3:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the frst time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

#20804720
159 comments

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On 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by awkward (woman) - United States (California)



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