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Brialuvsu
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 July 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 202
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Brialuvsu : hmm... i have a twin. we are fraternal. some days i love it, other days, not so much. i am gonna go through the entire FML website and see every single FML ever submitted. yeah, i have that much spare time lol... no, i'm just kidding, I really don't have all that much time... well, I dunno what else to say but, uh, yeah... i guess thats it...

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Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

#17399752
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18197) - you deserved it (3316)

On 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Polmkk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

#17390536
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34291) - you deserved it (4574)

On 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm - love - by FML! - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28535) - you deserved it (2520)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

#17172932
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35034) - you deserved it (4879)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly installed surround sound system scared me so bad that I fell off the couch and smashed my face on our coffee table. FML

#17171472
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19000) - you deserved it (8348)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by nataliepaige - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26672) - you deserved it (5524)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

#14549373
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31352) - you deserved it (2386)

On 01/11/2011 at 11:04pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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