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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 455
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today , I was walking along a crowded pier wen I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bus. Not even two seconds later , a man popped out of te bus an made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

#17399752
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24864) - you deserved it (4701)

On 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Polmkk (woman) - United States (California)

today mah girlfriend freakd out on me because I answerd her call on the first ring. According to her it implies that I'm desperate always horny an just want her fir the sex. Just last week she got pissd because I waitd three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm - love - by FML! - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my eight year old son cummd to me and said he thinks it's time he startd wearing bras . It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him 4 the past several months and has him convincd it's something all boys his age do . I can't convince him otherwise . FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today a group of grl-scouts cummed to door selling cocolate bars. I bougt 2 bars and smiled as tey left tinking I'd done a good deed. Wen te door closed I eard one of te grls say "Told you te fat bitces always wanna buy from us." FML

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158 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today , I fell asleephile watching an action movie. My newly installd surround sound system scard me so bad that I fell off the couch an smashd my face on our coffee table. FML

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On 07/19/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by nataliepaige - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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103 comments

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On 01/11/2011 at 11:04pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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