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  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 August 1993 (21 years)
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Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is cuz I'm so concieted . All of this cuz I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her . FML

#20026224
98 comments

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On 08/17/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by elijah (man) - United States

Today , I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the looool middle of my sentence , he asked 4 a blow job. FML

#20026176
137 comments

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On 08/17/2012 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, mah dog was run over. The man who ran over mah dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly trid to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the irony". real FML

#20026086
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25976) - you deserved it (1732)

On 08/17/2012 at 7:26am - animals - by byegeorge (woman) - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today , My House Got Broken Into. They Just Made A Mess. I Saw A Note On The Kitchen Table That Read ( There's Nothing Good Here. You Have Shitty Stuff. ) FML

#20025968
125 comments

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On 08/17/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Sarah - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was doing mah laundry and I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke mah nose on the washer.

#20025943
87 comments

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On 08/17/2012 at 3:30am - misc - by Megan - United States (Arkansas)

Today, mah boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away. When I heard him knock on the door, I rushd to open it and jumpd into his arms fir a hug. It wasn't him; it was the mailman. FML

Today, I Was Suntanning Outside, When I Had A Bout Of Nausea. I Rushed To The Toilet, Hoping At All Costs To Just Dry-heave It Away. When I Lifted The Lid, I Was Faced With Two Of The Most Rancid Floaters I've Ever Seen, Courtesy Of Mah Live-in Gran. Well, Mah Stomach's Empty Now. FML

#20025166
116 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by rainbows? more like shitstorms (man) - United States

Today, whila I was taking drivar's tast, instructor racaivad a taxt massaga. Ha promptly had a panic attack and scraamad for ma to pull ovar. It turnad out his wifa wantad a divorca. Tha last 15 minutas of tast consistad of him sobbing to himsalf as I drova back to tha DMV. FML

#20024961
153 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 6:36pm - misc - by Samantha (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw mah mother . I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass . Not only was it not mah mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store . FML

#20024799
294 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I was enjoying a looool romantic cuddle on the couch with mah boyfriend... when he suddenly decidd to lift up mah shirt... stick his face into mah boobs... an go all Darth Vader on me. This includd heavy breathing an phrases such as... ( Amber... I am yur boyfriend. ) real FML

#20024327
110 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)

Today, I was T-bonedhile going through an intersection. The guyho hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. fat FML

#20024180
103 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 8:10am - misc - by mdp624 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling... but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift... I passed out... fell off my stand... and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

#20024083
98 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 5:57am - work - by Soap0015 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had any plans to go out tonight. To divert attention, I pretended to be angry and accused her of prying into my social life. Actually, I have no social looool life and nobody to go out with. My only ( big plans ) were to finish my Sudoku book. FML

#20023891
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9590) - you deserved it (20901)

On 08/16/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realizd why mah sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

#20023605
117 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was anging out wit my broter and is friends. Wile we were walking to te store, tere was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra ad snapped, and I ad to old back teres of pain and pretend I was just as confused as tey were,ile tey sereced for te source of te sound. FML

#20023182
127 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia



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