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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 July 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About BrewPack : Brewers fan. Packers fan.

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Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (37389) - you deserved it (3739)

On 10/06/2014 at 7:47pm - misc - by thanks babe - United Kingdom (Shropshire)

Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML


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On 09/26/2014 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted for our house withdrew it because apparently when they came by for the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML

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