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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 July 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 311
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today, what few friends I have won't talk to me anymore. My ex told them she dumped me because I abused her. I never abused her. What really happened is that she dumped me in a rage after I refused to give her money for drugs. Nobody's even asked for my side of the story. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35813) - you deserved it (2265)

On 11/26/2014 at 11:42am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (38429) - you deserved it (3770)

On 10/06/2014 at 7:47pm - misc - by thanks babe - United Kingdom (Shropshire)

Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36469) - you deserved it (9403)

On 09/26/2014 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted for our house withdrew it because apparently when they came by for the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML

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