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Monday 10 August 1998 (16 years)
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About Bretzelife : Hey There! Do you want a proton coffee? I Do Not? You're wrong it's great. How does the proton at the cafe that does not exist? Anything. If the proton coffee does not exist, then the gravity is not a conspiracy of Western governments to focus us on the theory and thus steal our coffee beans one by one. They are so evil that they even steal pistachios.
In fact, it is true, the proton coffee does not exist * goes into a fetal position and cries *
Have you ever seen the bright yellow ostrich fly in the sky? I Do Not? Ah ... No but ... but ... I'm not crazy huh, and have taken nothing illegal, just a remedy against constipation. It was rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb ..
In fact, if you mixed red phosphorus with bubble wrap, and that smeared honey, eventually heat in a flask and cool 34 Kelvin, could I get a new drug combining chocolate-dried beef flavor ?
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