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About Bretzelife : Hey there! Or rather 010010000110010101111001001000000010000100001010 In binary. What? You not read the bit? Bon bah too bad there's anything that robots that can read it. I know a robot, which is very nice indeed. I like this robot. With her evil pandas singing Céline Dion on combat. Yeah I know this is sick these pandas.
You've seen neon yellow ostrich flying in the sky? No? Ah ... No, but ... but ... I'm not crazy huh, and I had nothing illegal, just a remedy against constipation. It was rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb ..
In fact, if you mixed red phosphorus with bubble wrap, and they are smeared with honey and then put in the maple syrup, and finally the heat in a flask and cooled to 34 Kelvin, we could get a new drug can make pancakes in a rainbow style dark sky with a bunch of stars shining all around?
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015