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Bretzelife

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 75
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Bretzelife : Hey! Or rather 010010000110010101111001001000000010000100001010 In binary. What? You not read the bit? Hmm too bad there's anything that robots that can read this. I know a robot, which is very nice indeed. I like this robot. With him the evil pandas singing Lara Fabian on combat. Yeah I know it's sick these pandas.

Ever seen neon yellow ostrich flying in the sky? I do not? Ah ... No, but ... but ... I'm not crazy huh, and I had nothing illegal, just against drug headaches, it's called LSD I believe ..

Otherwise I'll still say something in binary. What? You know decipher that?
01000011 01101000 01101100 01101111 11101001 00100000 01100101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01101100 01100001 00100000 01101101 01100101 01101001 01101100 01101100 01100101 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01110101 00100000 01101101 01101111 01101110 01100100 01100101 00100000 00001101 00001010

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