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BretzelifeBretzelife
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 402
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Bretzelife : " Hyeeeh Kyaah Hyaaah Haa Hyet !"

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Playing at Zelda Majora's Mask. The best Zelda ever made.

AND NO, OCARINA OF TIME IS NOT THE BEST ZELDA.

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Bretzelife's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out to dinner for my mom's birthday. I'd planned for a nice restaurant which is always packed, so I'd called for a reservation. When we got there, the hostess tried to turn us down because no one ever takes their mother out to dinner anymore, and that I was a fraud. FML

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

#21355411
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34550) - you deserved it (2006)

On 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I'm working for a company that makes over a million dollars a year, yet leaves me with no choice but to pee in a cup because they won't pay to fix the only toilet in the building. FML

#21355373
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28116) - you deserved it (2057)

On 02/13/2015 at 2:05pm - work - by Anonynonynon (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, as a reward for finishing all my work in maths, I was told I could leave early. Apparently, later on, the class had a random attendance inspection. I didn't know about this until I received a detention for not being present at that class. My teacher had completely forgotten about me. FML

Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML

#21294889
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30317) - you deserved it (7991)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

#21285216
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31531) - you deserved it (2379)

On 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)



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