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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 506
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Brett121 : My name is Brett (not short for anything I'm a girl with the fantastic name)

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Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML


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On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to color in the worn spots on my dress shoes before leaving for work. FML


Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML


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On 01/03/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blow-job. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML


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