Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Breeannaaaa

Search for a member

Breeannaaaa

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 304
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Breeannaaaa : "Life is a rollercoaster, enjoy the ride. "~

Breeannaaaa's page activity

Visits<b>ICastillo</b> - the 08/07/2013 at 8:31pm<b>Austin342</b> - the 05/11/2013 at 3:20pm<b>lassal</b> - the 05/05/2013 at 8:36pm<b>Tvolsfan325</b> - the 03/26/2013 at 1:06am<b>Covenant74</b> - the 02/22/2013 at 6:18pm<b>GabrielleFrance</b> - the 01/01/2013 at 9:00am<b>NZ_007</b> - the 12/27/2012 at 6:20pm<b>SammyKins18</b> - the 12/27/2012 at 7:00am<b>FrozenCube</b> - the 12/27/2012 at 12:38am<b>plaguer</b> - the 12/23/2012 at 8:02am<b>KaytlynAnne</b> - the 12/22/2012 at 10:46am<b>flupsht</b> - the 12/22/2012 at 10:26am<b>AGhost5445</b> - the 12/22/2012 at 3:43am

Breeannaaaa's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of Breeannaaaa's badges

Breeannaaaa's favorite FMLs

Today, after applying for a job at a tanning salon, I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML

#20470936
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46410) - you deserved it (3964)

On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML

#20427124
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38631) - you deserved it (7957)

On 12/28/2012 at 12:24am - love - by Alone - United States

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55460) - you deserved it (9864)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML

#20412240
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41721) - you deserved it (8166)

On 12/21/2012 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by anonymaiacciu (woman) - France

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

#20407692
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40193) - you deserved it (3962)

On 12/19/2012 at 3:47pm - love - by mahanaaa_23 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

#20406289
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43693) - you deserved it (3448)

On 12/18/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while at the airport waiting for my flight, I sat down next to a mother and her son. As I pulled out a water bottle, she leaned over to her son and said, "Promise me you will never do what the man next to you just did." I have no idea what the hell I did wrong. FML

Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML

#20405524
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56474) - you deserved it (3825)

On 12/18/2012 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by daughterinlaw (woman) - United States (Maryland)



FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: