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Bree12345
  • Town/Country : U.S.
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Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17306) - you deserved it (1230)

On 06/13/2012 at 8:29am - misc - by brokeass - United States

Today, on my way to my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he doesn't have to drive me in anymore. FML

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On 03/31/2012 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by thismakesmesad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML

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On 05/16/2011 at 6:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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