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BreathlessInk
  • Town/Country : Cheshire, England
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About BreathlessInk : I'm Sarah. I do Sarah things. I like poetry, gaming, folk death metal. I've been with my boyfriend for a year and I think puppies are great.

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Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

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