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  • Number of visits : 542
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BreathlessInk : hi i'm sarah and i'm short

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 8:49pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 11:38pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 11:39am<b>ratman775</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 7:37pm<b>Cian_1</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 6:54pm<b>vikky538</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 8:08am<b>PNiggZ</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 7:16pm<b>alexaramayo</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 8:53pm<b>victoria63</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 2:41am<b>oops6663</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 5:58pm<b>poncho55</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 9:59am<b>anonymous188</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 9:00am<b>jeronimo75</b> - the 03/04/2014 at 9:05am<b>casual_commenter</b> - the 02/22/2014 at 4:30am<b>Zaketh2112</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 10:37pm<b>Baucis</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 11:00am<b>littlem91</b> - the 01/18/2014 at 12:04am<b>jen1682</b> - the 12/30/2013 at 1:27am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:49am

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BreathlessInk's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML

by Ineedlotsofwater / 01/23/2015 at 11:41am / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, my brother admitted that he decides whether he will date a girl or not based on the number of likes she gets on her selfies. We share the same blood. FML

by Discouraged / 01/06/2015 at 3:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek

Today, I went to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family. I watched as my uncle and his girlfriend snuck off to the bathroom together, where they stayed until someone else tried to get in. When they came out, she was wiping her mouth. I need new eyes. FML

by Trainer Calypso / 11/27/2014 at 3:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

by furball / 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm / Animals

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

by BakedBat / 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous