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Breakneck_Bawek
  • Town/Country : Milford, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 August 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 196
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47210) - you deserved it (4618)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:40pm - misc - by Deirbhile (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46818) - you deserved it (13928)

On 05/01/2009 at 10:28am - intimacy - by badluckdrew (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML

#1518333 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (70106) - you deserved it (3443)

On 05/01/2009 at 5:50am - intimacy - by amiadori (woman) - United States (Texas)



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