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Break_faith

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3172
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Break_faith : Well my name is Samanta, I'm from Ireland. I love travelling and meeting new people!

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Break_faith's favorite FMLs

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

#21495827
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23849) - you deserved it (8854)

On 11/23/2015 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML

#21494299
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21562) - you deserved it (2060)

On 11/19/2015 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I felt so lonely that I asked Siri to read me Wikipedia articles so that I could pretend I was having a conversation with a real human being. FML

#21494269
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20138) - you deserved it (3115)

On 11/19/2015 at 12:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML

#21494104
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20568) - you deserved it (2689)

On 11/18/2015 at 6:40pm - animals - by jlujan00 - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML

#21493950
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28864) - you deserved it (1768)

On 11/18/2015 at 8:47am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents found out that my younger brother has been smoking pot. As his punishment, he can't be home alone anymore. And apparently, I'm now his full-time babysitter since I "don't have a life anyway." FML

Today, while working at the bar, I accidentally spilled a beer on my chest. Several drunk men whistled and seemed to enjoy what they saw so much that they bought even more drinks and started coming onto me. My boss asked if I could do it again on my next shift. FML

#21493622
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25667) - you deserved it (2600)

On 11/17/2015 at 1:34pm - misc - by anon. - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML

#21493507
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27090) - you deserved it (2187)

On 11/17/2015 at 5:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his penis and shocked him. FML

#21493038
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25546) - you deserved it (4733)

On 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by nnniii - United States (Washington)

Today, I popped two tires hitting a curb. I called my dad hysterical, and he told me to call my mom and hung up. My mom's been dead for seven years. FML

#21492884
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25732) - you deserved it (1822)

On 11/15/2015 at 5:35pm - kids - by deadbeatdad - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML

Today, while my husband was at work, he missed our son saying his first word ("Dada"), taking his first steps and smashing the widescreen TV with a well-aimed teddy bear. Care to guess which of these three things made my husband cry. FML

#21492751
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21103) - you deserved it (2543)

On 11/15/2015 at 10:21am - kids - by michelle (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

#21492507
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22158) - you deserved it (7402)

On 11/14/2015 at 3:02pm - misc - by nonymous human subject - United States (California)

Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML

#21492366
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23759) - you deserved it (1892)

On 11/14/2015 at 6:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the man of my dreams turned out to be the worst kisser I've ever encountered. I now have a huge hickey on my chin to remember the experience by. FML

#21492333
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21311) - you deserved it (2169)

On 11/14/2015 at 2:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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