About Break_faith : Well my name is Samanta, I'm from Ireland. I love travelling and meeting new people!
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Break_faith's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 11/23/2015 at 9:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
by Anonymous / 11/19/2015 at 3:15am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/19/2015 at 12:49am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by jlujan00 / 11/18/2015 at 6:40pm / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML
by Anonymous / 11/18/2015 at 8:47am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, my parents found out that my younger brother has been smoking pot. As his punishment, he can't be home alone anymore. And apparently, I'm now his full-time babysitter since I "don't have a life anyway." FML
by junko / 11/17/2015 at 8:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, while working at the bar, I accidentally spilled a beer on my chest. Several drunk men whistled and seemed to enjoy what they saw so much that they bought even more drinks and started coming onto me. My boss asked if I could do it again on my next shift. FML
by anon. / 11/17/2015 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 5:20am / United States (Florida) / Love
by nnniii / 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by deadbeatdad / 11/15/2015 at 5:35pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML
by Koizumiii / 11/15/2015 at 1:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, while my husband was at work, he missed our son saying his first word ("Dada"), taking his first steps and smashing the widescreen TV with a well-aimed teddy bear. Care to guess which of these three things made my husband cry. FML
by michelle / 11/15/2015 at 10:21am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Kids
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
by nonymous human subject / 11/14/2015 at 3:02pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2015 at 6:47am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/14/2015 at 2:20am / United States / Love
- Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.… Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…