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  • Number of visits : 176
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Brattyninja : Thanks for clicking on my profile! Here's some facts about me.

I'm a young lesbian girl.
I'm in middle school.
I'm a singer and an artist.
I play roller derby and soon to be volleyball.
Ask me any questions! :)
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Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32129) - you deserved it (2664)

On 07/21/2011 at 10:10am - health - by blah (man) - United States

Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

#17202338
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I agree, your life sucks (32129) - you deserved it (2664)

On 07/21/2011 at 10:10am - health - by blah (man) - United States



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