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About BrassMonkeyy : Monkeys. Screamo music. & tacos

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Today, I slipped on the new snow and sprained my ankle. As my mom and I were leaving the emergency room, she says, "You owe me $4 for parking," and she meant it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29893) - you deserved it (3807)

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