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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 919
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my grandma's new dildo arrivd in the mail. We burid her yesterday. FML

#20731352
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69258) - you deserved it (3975)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in mah house. I decidd to beat mah meat to them. Later I found out it was mah grandma. FML

#14583340
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16303) - you deserved it (77299)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today... I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public... so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here... you're all alone." I then heard "No... you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

#14199411
72 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 4:26am - health - by shit (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today hile taking a shower I was enthusiastically singing one of favorite songs . When I got out I noticed a bunch of things missing and a note on desk saying "shut the f*ck up you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief .

#14190731
50 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by Username - United States (Georgia)

Today , I Had To Clean Bathroom Duties At Work. Someone Wrote "Merry Christmas" On The Wall In Their Own Shit. Mega FML

#14160677
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35960) - you deserved it (2453)

On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

while walking past a homeles man, I hered him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hottie here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML

#14124192
49 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend left me fir mah step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her fir the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that mah stomach pains r due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify fir Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
127 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today.. . I arrivd home to find my cat dead and note saying.. . "Sorry.. . I trippd over him." Not only is my cat dead.. . but I was robbd by a polite thief . FML

#13841741
123 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I was at te doctors office after trowing up 4 te past week . My diagnosis? Apparently I'm te first pregnant man . After several minutes of freaking looool out and explaining on ow it was possible, e told me e was joking and tat I'm fine, but my reaction was best tus far . FML

#13787466
149 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

today I went shopping with my new ( It's true, I'm a Ninja ) shrt on . Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye . A little boy runs up to me, yells ( You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that! ), and runs off . FML

#13756412
182 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squrmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to putted up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear an told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML

#13726348
296 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 1:29pm - kids - by lilmamma - United States (California)

Yesterday, I was on a bench enjoying the sun,hen a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happend," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, I WAS SITTING ON THA COUCH, COMPUTAR NAXT TO MA, LOTION ON THA FLOOR, AND MY DICK IN MY HAND WHAN MY ROOMMATA WALKAD IN ON MA. SCARAD AND LOOKING MA RIGHT IN THA FACA HA SAYS "WHAT'S FOR DINNAR?". FML

#2177
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6828) - you deserved it (23913)

On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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