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Today , I woke up to the sight of boyfriend playing a game on iPhone with his penis. FML

#19781755
221 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today mah boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well until he tried to putted it in. A few minutes later he said "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

#19763294
178 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 12:13am - intimacy - by rachiej8 - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" mega FML

#19734660
34 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Taday I Said To Mah Boyfriend That He Makes The Same Noises When He Smells Bacon As He Does When We Have Sex . Now Everytime We Have Sex He Whispers "Bacon..." In Mah Ear . Fat FML

#19719748
162 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, mah girlfriend stuck her finger up mah butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward an made me need to poop. FML

#19703392
93 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Brax (man) - United States

Today after a surprise candlelit dinner an a two bottles of wine 4 my brthday my boyfriend an I decidd to take a sexy shower together. It endd with us both drunk nakd an crying wedgd into a small tub together talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
198 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, friend dared me to answer the next call on phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was boss. mega FML

#19682982
153 comments

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On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

Today... I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen yeres ago: a bench at a public park. FML

#19673132
130 comments

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On 05/24/2012 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

TODAY , MOM WATCED A DR. PIL EPISODE. SE'S NOW YSTERICAL BECAUSE SE ASSUMES ME AN FRIENDS ARE INVOLVED IN SEX PARTIES. ALL BECAUSE A MAN ON TE TV SAID SO. FML

#19671635
161 comments

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On 05/24/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by silencio - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah daughter's bd broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountain of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bd broke. FML

#19646260
272 comments

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On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

yesterday whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the detail of wat she stick up her vagina. big fat FML

#19626087
114 comments

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On 05/15/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by uni life (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was cuz I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. mega FML

#19598772
277 comments

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On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Taday boyfriend informd me that I look like dad when I orgasm!! real FML

#19594950
134 comments

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On 05/08/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by laury - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I askd my boyfriand if a would still lova ma if I bacama a vagatabla. His rasponsa: "Wall, ta sax wouldn't ba any diffarant." FML

#19591291
155 comments

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On 05/08/2012 at 7:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing wen e suddenly stopped smrked and said ( Hang on I'm buffering. ) FML

#19580511
140 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)



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