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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 December 1988 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 139
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Brandon_Samuru : Brandon Samuru, I like booty

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Brandon_Samuru's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love