About Bradley_Dillon : Transitioning from Highschool to a full time 7-3 job all of the sudden. My body was not ready.
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by maybe if i was paid like them i would / 08/14/2015 at 6:42pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML
by LocallyBrewed / 02/26/2015 at 11:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML
by Anonymous / 09/18/2014 at 3:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I was looking at some cellphones with my dad, when an assistant asked if we needed help. My dad said, "Yeah, does this have parental controls? My son watches some freaky stuff, some damn freaky stuff." I don't watch anything weird, but thanks for humiliating me, dad. FML
by Anonymous / 05/10/2014 at 1:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Frozen / 03/10/2014 at 10:23am / United States / Work
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML
by aireeahna / 02/12/2014 at 2:43pm / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
Today, instead of spending New Year's Eve having a romantic night out with my fiancé as we'd planned, I'm spending it sitting beside him in the hospital because his friends convinced him to go off-road ghost-riding in the dead of night. FML
Today, a woman started giving me grief because we didn't have any Boxing Day sales. As I explained to her that dollar stores don't usually have sales, she tried to lamp me. It ended by her getting dragged out of the store. FML
by Anonymous / 12/27/2013 at 1:06am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/26/2013 at 12:27pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by pootie / 12/11/2013 at 8:14am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 4:06pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend got mad at me because I slept on the couch last night. She also seems to have forgotten that we had an argument last night, after which she stormed into our bedroom and locked me out. FML
by Couch Potato / 10/02/2013 at 7:16pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I went to work at my job as a secretary. I had been given the task to file my boss's collection of Playboy magazines alphabetically by name of the centerfold. There was one for every month from the years of 1980 until now. FML
by Abcporn / 09/25/2013 at 7:22pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by AnAwesomePerson7 / 09/25/2013 at 6:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by cinemasaddo / 09/25/2013 at 6:12pm / United Kingdom / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and… Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months.… Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the…