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Visits<b>Welshite</b> - the 02/20/2014 at 7:13pm

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Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

#21207695
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44355) - you deserved it (5478)

On 07/13/2014 at 3:46am - intimacy - by NoSexForMe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

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185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49223) - you deserved it (2857)

On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -

Today, a girl who's in charge of a group project that I get graded on, asked if Bill Gates was a Founding Father. She was totally serious. I'm screwed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37857) - you deserved it (2428)

On 09/29/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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