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About Boys_Cars : I'm 18 (19 August 31st) and live in Atlanta. I'm pretty chill so message me of you want
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Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Friday 29 August 2014