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Boygenius50
  • Town/Country : Ponyville, Equestria
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  • Number of visits : 953
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Boygenius50 : I go on FML to comment, and to make fun of stupid people
Mods=Player-Haters who delete all of my comments and make me sad.
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Today, my friend and I were playing Oregon Trail online. I googled "dysentery", and sent her an IM about the mind-blowing number of cartoons of people violently shitting everywhere. I accidentally sent it to my aunt. FML

#19048896 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (1461) - you deserved it (4046)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Gabby (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML

#18471784 (317)

I agree, your life sucks (17637) - you deserved it (9831)

On 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by queenlatifa101bebe (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

#18269786 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (3697) - you deserved it (7511)

On 11/17/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by tramplily - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML

#18192862 (381)

I agree, your life sucks (35838) - you deserved it (4616)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by explainer (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I watched Change-Up with my dad. He made us leave half-way through the movie, because he thought I was too young to watch a movie this explicit. I'm 25. FML

#18167613 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (8233) - you deserved it (814)

On 11/05/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by mimiani (woman) - Nigeria

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Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

#18129545 (322)

I agree, your life sucks (10704) - you deserved it (22578)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

#18129165 (254)

I agree, your life sucks (16440) - you deserved it (14271)

On 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by bakedplum (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

#18128656 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (14620) - you deserved it (1540)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I learned the hard way that you should never use medical tape to secure gauze over a razor cut on your scrotum. FML

#18128181 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (6385) - you deserved it (23238)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:52am - health - by pain - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383 (375)

I agree, your life sucks (10441) - you deserved it (2481)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)