About Boygenius50 : The Mods always take down my bio anyway, so I'm not gonna bother typing a big long one out, since it'll be wasted anyway. I like Oasis and running, and on FML I like to argue. The end.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my friend and I were playing Oregon Trail online. I googled "dysentery", and sent her an IM about the mind-blowing number of cartoons of people violently shitting everywhere. I accidentally sent it to my aunt. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Gabby (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by queenlatifa101bebe (woman) - United States
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
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On 11/17/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by tramplily - United States
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by explainer (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I watched Change-Up with my dad. He made us leave half-way through the movie, because he thought I was too young to watch a movie this explicit. I'm 25. FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by mimiani (woman) - Nigeria
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by bakedplum (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)
Today, I learned the hard way that you should never use medical tape to secure gauze over a razor cut on your scrotum. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 10:52am - health - by pain - United States
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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