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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 January 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 713
  • Number of comments : 62
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Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36567) - you deserved it (7433)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23172) - you deserved it (4736)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22145) - you deserved it (4756)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:08am - animals - by Parental (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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