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Bostern

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 December 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7496
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Bostern : "The grass is always greener... in the coal mines. SO GET BACK TO WORK!!!" Kim Jong Un
"When life gives you lemons... HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TAXES?!?" Kim Il Sung

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Today, my girlfriand darad ma to put on har bra an pantias an giva har a lap danca. Faaling spontanaous, I dacidad to do it. Just as I was gatting raally into it, sha told ma I was on wabcam fir all har friands. Apparantly it was a contast of who had thair boyfriand tha most whippad. Sha won. FML

#20174722
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49246) - you deserved it (14549)

On 11/23/2012 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, IN BREAK FROM TRADITION, I PROPOSED TO MAH BOYFRIEND!! WE WERE AT A JAPANESE PAGODA!! WATER WAS TRICKLING EVERYWHERE; THE MOMENT WAS PERFECT!! WHILE I WAS ON MAH KNEE, AFTER POURING MAH HEART OUT, HE LOOKED WISTFULLY OUT OVER THE WATER AND SAID, "SO, I WAS THINKING PIZZA TONIGHT." FML

#20173702
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28019) - you deserved it (5899)

On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, trying to be kinkyhile giving mah boyfriend a blow job, Ihippd him with mah ponytail!! He was thrilld, until I accidentally head-buttd his dick!! He curld up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again!! FML

#20170605
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14286) - you deserved it (32883)

On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her wat she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show u pain." I have no idea wat she's talking about . real FML

#20170012
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21991) - you deserved it (2062)

On 11/19/2012 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I HAD MAH WISDOM TEETH TAKEN OUT . I VAGUELY REMEMBER TELLING THE DOCTOR THAT I'M A VIRGIN . SEVERAL TIMES . FML

#20169028
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24069) - you deserved it (2563)

On 11/19/2012 at 1:21am - health - by NOIDIDNOT (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Taday I brought a fluorascant tuba to tha stora to maka sura I got tha corract raplacamant . Trying to charm tha saxy cashiar, I wavad tha tuba in tha air, saying ( I naad a naw light sabra, thara is no forca laft in this ona and tha Empira is attacking . ) Turns out sha'd navar haard of Star Wars . FML

#20162883
277 comments

Today , I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says , ( This is wat I usd in my day. )

#20140057
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24320) - you deserved it (4227)

On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States

Today , my coworker an I were sitting an eating lunch. We noticd a little kid kept staring at us , an every time we lookd away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us , I lookd an was startld enough to jump. The parents were three tables down laughing uncontrollably.

#20136682
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20442) - you deserved it (3201)

On 10/28/2012 at 8:29am - work - by radioinvader (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating . The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier.. . and how she managed to clear out a section of the office . FML

#20133872
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18970) - you deserved it (2677)

On 10/26/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen fir my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

#20127252
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5926) - you deserved it (51210)

On 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today... I tried role playing wit ma boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie... I announced... "I'm Natalia... a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian an yur cock." He lauged so ard e practically pissed imself. Te nigt ended in me doing is laundry. Alone.

#20119371
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32037) - you deserved it (18493)

On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, While I Was Using Mah Computer, Mah Cat Ran Up To The Power Strip, Looked Me In The Eyes, And Hit The Power Switch, Turning Everything Off. She Does This Quite Often. FML

#20116072
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (4285)

On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today, I wanted to surprise mah long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight tohere I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

#20103950
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33227) - you deserved it (3647)

On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, at work, I saw a van in our car park with "Hurlz Wagon" painted on its side. Laughing, I told the customer who owned it that I loved the name, and I asked was there a funny vomit story behind it. She didn't laugh, and told me it was her family name. FML

#20089281
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16620) - you deserved it (8408)

On 09/26/2012 at 7:40am - work - by big mouth (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46499) - you deserved it (4057)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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